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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I didn't so much forget it as I did assume Texans were just playing the martyr for getting their collective asses kicked in. Again.

You know... Like Dallas Cowboys fans?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

San Jacincto was a different battle wherein Mexico got their collective ass kicked in there. The Alamo was a rallying cry.

Alamo itself was a rout for the Texians [sic]. There's no side-stepping that. It goes as it goes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

The Alamo is worth being forgot about. It's always told as a feel good story but it's actually just kinda fucked up. Pretty on par for American history

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I almost forgot about Dre once

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Nowadayseverybodywannatalkliketheyhotsumsay butnothincomesoutwhentheymovetheyrelips justabunchofjibberish andmuvamohsmsosje becausetheyforhotaboutdre

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Have some apple pie. Oops, can't forget the ala mode."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Idky this seems like something weird al would say

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think I got it from Colin Mocheri on Who's Line. So close.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Remember that's the first time Texas fought for slavery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Alamo's a story of American expansionism by an ungrateful group of settlers welcomed by Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

America are the bad guys in the Alamo story.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

What about the Lusitania? There's so many things we forgot to remember!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clearly, you haven't seen PeeWee. I ONLY remember the Alamo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The stars at night ARE BIG AND BRIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Deep in the heart of texas

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck is an Alamo? Is it like an Internet but with less porn?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Remember the Alamo!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weren't they telling Mexicans not to forget the Alamo? I'm not Mexican, so I shouldn't need to remember the Alamo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aren't we all Mexican on the inside?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If someone weighs 120lbs and has severe munchies, probably from that Grave Reaper Vanilla Kush Zombie Lettuce OG, and eats 12lbs of tacos would that make them 10% Mexican?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In other news, you just lost The Game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've started ignoring random posts about it.

Its the equivalent of telling your little sibling about it and having to listen to them shout "I lost the game" for next 5 months. It gets old quick.

Now if I think about this post and comment later on my own, then sure I'll have lost the game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Nah. The moment you even think of the game you've lost it, the only way to win is to die and hope there's no afterlife so you don't have to think about it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Can't forget what you never knew in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

If that were the case, how did you know to post about it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Fuck 'em, I do what I want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I think that only applies to Texans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Forget about Dre though?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

The bicycle is in the basement

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

As all things will be forgotten. So it goes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd like to forget the Alamo

me: hey, racistpieceofshit, why do you hate Mexicans?

racistpieceofshit: they killed Davey Crockett at the Alamo!

I wish I was making this shit up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I forgot about Wednesday until someone asked if I "celebrate", their words.