CPMSP

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Don't mistake this, he will now do anything and everything to win the election. It's his only chance of avoiding prison. Cornered rat and all that -- it's more important than ever to get out the vote.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Where in the exact fuck does diaper don think he's deporting US citizens to?

[–] [email protected] 86 points 6 months ago (6 children)

And cover any identifiable tattoos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Genealogy sites.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

...

Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I keep telling everybody that says the US is full that I've been to the fucking Dakotas and I disagree.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Ooooh scrumpy -- now there is a delicious treat I haven't had in a while!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'll eat cereal when we get it for the kids but prefer granola, over Greek yogurt. Otherwise I go for overnight oats.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that's a thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
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