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...is that the "Dark MAGA" bullshit he's throwing out there?

I mean in his defense... This is an onion article after all. It's only mostly believable.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they're worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

I'm too seen here. Time to hide.

That's just medical too haha -- $150 extra a month for dental, which covers 2 cleanings a year and X-rays every five. No emergency or orthodontic work.

Everytime I hear someone tell me how well our system works, it makes me convulse with fury.

$896 per month in premiums, and about $18k out of pocket so far this year in addition. Me and two kids.

I much prefer to be the butt of jokes and thus not arousing any suspicion that we have it pretty good up here.

I beg ya pardon, this is my secret garden.

You forgot something about skibidi rizzler Ohio...

Amen friend, all through the early pandemic days and afterwards I've been damned proud of what Walz brings to the table. He's been a good governor -- I guess we have to share now.

Ill be saddened to lose him as governor, but to see him go onto larger issues and to help more people -- I guess that's a sacrifice we can make. Flanagan seems to a be competent lieutenant gov, so we're still helmed by good people.

Go Harris / Walz!

Masochism and addiction