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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really? I had no idea, but Spectrum is more expensive here, at $79 a month. I can’t imagine the monthly average for Frontier is worse.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have Spectrum and they essentially told me the same, since Frontier is now available in my area. Unsure if it’s true or Spectrum is bluffing. Can anyone here comment on Frontier or the difference between the two? Getting older and I can’t say I keep up with ISP’s as much as I should.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Granted it would initially be difficult to start waffle stomping… 48 seconds seems like plenty of time to get it down with practice.

Can’t speak of the sanitation aspect of doing it though, as I can’t imagine it’s safe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It’s disgusting, but I have to admit… now I’m curious about the claim’s validity. 🤔

Not to mention, for some of us, it might be easier to have a garbage disposal in the tub.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Edit: Strange it won’t let me add a jpeg.

https://normalcity.life/pictrs/image/b4211760-71fd-403e-a6ca-def38aa85653.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

You upvote it because you’re a good person. But, it exists due to spez’ perverse desire to always do the wrong thing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

You are welcome satans crackpipe. So am I, and more than happy to share.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 11 months ago (11 children)

I hope you aren’t allergic to cats, because spez is a cat lover. https://i.imgur.com/NUl0BwX.png

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

During cold/flu season, I’m lucky the story came off even somewhat consistent lol.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Here’s a script idea:

Suzy Citygirl has to plan the perfect Christmas pageant or Bernard Bigbiz will fire her from her job at the Joyless Inc. Little does she know when she gets sent to Tinytown, Vermont on business she'll meet Matty McSmall town. He owns the struggling local tinsel factory and needs to sell enough tinsel by Christmas or else his grandma won't be allowed to have the surgery she needs to remove the tumor from her holiday spirt gland. Matty is also single dad that was widowed by a freak tinsel lathing accident and the little girl loves Sally Citygirl from the beginning and secretly helps her dad see past his pain.

With minutes to spare in the Christmas pageant/tumor deadline Suzy convinces Mr. Bigbiz to buy enough tinsel to save the Christmas pageant AND remove grandma's tumor! But after throwing the perfect pageant she realizes Mr. Bigbiz is a terrible boss, and moves to Tinytown permanently. She falls in love with Matty, and gets a job at his tinsel factory. With her big business skills the struggling tinsel factory grows three sizes that day.

Mr. Bigbiz is ruined. He realizes the error of his ways and comes to Vermont to apologize. Now he too works at the tinsel factory, and loves life now. But don’t forget, throughout the movie the cast interacts with lovable bearded old man who may or may not be Santa, because wtf, why not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks, here’s hoping the same! ☺️

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