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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Tom Paris made lieutenant, was busted back to ensign, and then promoted to lieutenant again while Harry stayed an ensign.

Clearly we can infer that off screen, he was an absolutely miserable excuse for Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

But we know the reason: according to Insaneway there always has to be an ensign on the bridge.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, although when he got back to Earth, they made up for it by making him fleet admiral.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

No, he was Starfleet's only fleet ensign.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Except by the Delaney sisters.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

From now on I'll always see Kim, when i encounter the original in some meme

It's so good

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Becky busted her hump to make lieutenant!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, don't mock that little hunchback

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't it Picard Day on the ship? Those are pips they stole offa their parents' uniforms so they could wear them to show subservience.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just made me realize I lack the photoshop skills to make my true meme calling, cooking with Neelix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got you, here's Cooking With Neelix:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I really miss those very solid videos from The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The captain have them his pips. One for each boy and two to the girl. Iirc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to imagine there are starfleet scouts with bullshit merit pips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Or perhaps the rank of their parents for some reason

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait did you photoshop a pip onto the meme template? Lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think he also photoshopped Harry's face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's a lie and you know it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Harry Kim died for our sins. More than once.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you sure these kids wern't just enjoying some delicious replicated corn? Are we sure harry wasn't?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I literally just saw this episode. God I love this community.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Maybe that's why he didn't win the science fair?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Field commission. Those never hold up on inquiry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Chakotay was field commissioned as a commander and made captain within 5 years of Voyager’s return.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well, at least he made Captain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The ensign pip on Kim is 😚🤌