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Why is the giant tentacle monster in the desert? Someone should help the poor thing get back to the ocean before it dehydrates

The problem is Alfred Hitchcock is dead. He's the only one that could do this justice.

Skill issue

Let me guess, its favorite band is sssssslayer

Why stairs? Wouldn't fireman poles work better?

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

It's a slam dunk case. Judges are famous for being easily swayed by frivolous semantic arguments from non-lawyers. It's kind of like that old sci-fi trope of AIs being defeated when the hero states a logical paradox.

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

The Bronze Age collapse happened when they ran out of cinnamon to make bronzer

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight