Blueteamsecguy

I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

I resent that, I'm a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints....wait shit

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Then let's only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

Please don't.

I have to initiate those, or it looks bad for compliance. We sell software, we get SOC 2 attestations yearly. We start getting points marked off for very general security and compliance measures customers will question our products and not renew or not purchase in the first place, because if we can't even secure our own employees and promote awareness, what does that say about our product?

Sincerely, the guy everyone hates and makes your work life harder.

Aarhus, in the middle of the street

Morning me is the asshole, why can't he just fuckin deal with it

This is not exclusive to Apple, any pre-built reseller does the same thing, Apple just has their flair of a little bit more

I get drunk on $5 now

99's are a beautiful thing

Because they weren't designed to be edited, but somehow here we are

I guarantee you I know thousands of people's passwords as well, I just don't know the username associated.