BananaPeal

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A step too far in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

We're all SpongeBob in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

laughs in Futurama

IT crowd anti piracy ad in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Suddenly Seymour.

Shows with an always watch intro? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

I'm sure there's more.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
Does each language have "lefty loosey righty tighty"? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

A droll factoid.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 125 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

A Thanksgiving duck!

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."

Derp

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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Dear A-holes (sh.itjust.works)
 
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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