5parky

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As are pretzel buns.

 

I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

 

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