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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If r/antiwork was a country it more likely be Spain too many siestas

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If antiwork was a country it would be Finland. Only exists in our heads

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If antiwork was a country it would be amercia to much amercian cusline they wouldn't be able to waddle outside the house

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I wish, but it's unfortunately only a preconceived idea...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Probably all their strikes. There are a lot of them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

That's why us Americans now say Freedom Friesโ„ข instead of Fr*nch Fries.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a contrarian so I'm gonna keep on calling em frunch fries just to piss off everybody (but mostly to embarrass my nephew)

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fronch fries, fronch bread, fronch dressing...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That last one just becomes buttermilk dressing but that's because we have a good recipe

And fuck you no I can't teach you (not over the internet) I can't even make it right half the time myself. It's one you eyeball and all the measurements are like ratio 1:1 mayo to buttermilk. Ish. You're really going for consistency right now. Add as much garlic as you can get away with. That's just in all of my recipes tho you'd love my vanilla ice cream. Sprinkle of onion powder, pinch of salt. Could probably shortcut that do they make onion salt like they do garlic salt? That sounds good. Anyways. Dried parsley flakes to make it look salady. That's it. That's the recipe. But you gotta taste it right to know if you got it right.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

ate mi fr*nch naff said

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

French say simply Frites although they are a Belgian invention.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha I remember that one, it was so stupid lol. In Congress too wasn't it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yup. The cafeteria that Congress uses.

One Fr*nch official said that they don't care what Americans call their potatoes, which is a further insult to potatoes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

French do revolutions every Monday. Burger king next.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Oh no not burger King

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, anyone remember when Twitter got sued for enabling impersonation like this? Man, can't wait for the sequel!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The prequel

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On the other hand, Burger King hating them would probably be something the French would take as a badge of honor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

any country that lets in mc'd's has lost it's ability to be snooty about fast food tripe. but you're not wrong. le big mac.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

McD's is more like a disease. You catch it more than you "let it in". Unless it's an std and maybe that's why the mcfurly machine is always broken

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

McSexuallytransmitteddiease only ninty nine cents

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So your talking about most of western and Eastern Europe

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

yup, I am. problemos?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only time when i agree with burger king is when they sre xenophobic with french people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Burger King uk is ultra based

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

that is, absolutely, too western europe for me

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Frenchies probably chopped the head off some of BKs family.