this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If it’s gonna take 75 years to get home you might as well violate the prime directive a little. You’ll be dead by the time they punish you anyway.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Harry violates the prime directive a little and sleeps with a consenting alien

Janeway: good news everyone, we’re getting home just in time for the court martial!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Who wouldn't sleep with Harry?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What are they gonna do, bust him down to... recruit? Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's been really no follow-up on whether or not that STD ever cleared up, either....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How long do humans live in star trek? (Not red shirts)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's about 120 on average. From cannon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where'd you get that number?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

According to Memory Apha:

The average Human life span had gradually increased during their history largely in part to advancements in nutrition, medicine and technology improving their health and overall quality of life. At one point, it was only thirty-five years. (ENT: "Similitude") That average roughly doubled by the 20th century. During the 22nd century, it extended to about one hundred years. (ENT: "Observer Effect"). It remained largely the same through most of the 23rd century, though it wasn't unheard of for people to reach their 120s. (Star Trek) By the mid-24th century, Humans often lived to be 120 years old or more, with the oldest living Human (Leonard McCoy) living to be at least 137 years old. (TNG: "Encounter at Farpoint")

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

A few seasons, maybe more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also you get to see the sights

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly I liked the vibe of Voyager. They basically went on idiotic side quests because it seemed like it would be cool.

I feel like a ton of episodes opened with one character pointing out this wasn't their business and didn't help them in any way, another character just going "...but we're explorers", and then Voyager getting into some weird shit.

A huge part of why I love Star Trek is because the galaxy seems vast and mysterious, with the Federation only truly understanding a small part of it. Voyager was the king of that shit. There are a ton of Voyager episodes that give us a glimpse into characters and concepts that could be their own series. It really made them feel like drops in a vast ocean.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

own series

Like the time Paris and Janeway devolved into lizards and had freaky lizard sex.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was thinking more the fight club with the rock or the dinosaur aliens, but sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Give me a Tuvix spin-off where he hosts family feud already.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's coffee in that detour!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, we only have leola root "captain's brew". Is that ok?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Year of Hell, Part 1

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

hey if I was trapped in the delta quadrant for seven years I'd be a bit irritable at night too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rules are made to be broken?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're more like guidelines anyway.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Prime Guideline", yeah, that sounds impressive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"The Number One Suggestion"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a euphamism for Riker proposotioning someone for sex

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey, you gotta let loose every once in a while ~~also they had coffee over there~~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If voyager went sublight they could time dilate themselves into the future. Idk why I just realized this.

Eh jk I guess they're too far away anyway. Any Earth they would recognize is gone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If only they could fly on mushrooms with tardigrade DNA. I wonder how pissed Janeway would be upon learning about spore drive technology.