I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.
If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.
I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.
I could famous joke UDP tell you
Heheh also a good one!
I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?
I acknowledge that I have received your joke.
Dammit, was about to downvote, took me that long...haha
Good thing the timeout was long enough :)
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Nothing funnier than the Transmission Control Protocol slash Internet Protocol protocol.
I are eff see what you did there
Oh dear Lord, I don't know if a child of that age would understand this, but it is funny.
Oh yeah... I figured it was more a figure of speech that rule? As in, nothing nsfw or anything like that.
I think its fine. Just i doubt a 6yo would get it. Keep it up tho imo