Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Heheh also a good one!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?