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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Possible translation: "Wings don't matter" - the only type of dinosaur (avian) to survive to present day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  1. Birds are not descended from Pterodactyls
  2. Birds are not descended from T-Rex
  3. Pterodactyls aren't even dinosaurs
  4. Mildly related, but popular depictions of dinosaurs never include birds, which is somewhat wrong. Birds evolved about 150 million years ago, while the dinosaurs evolved about 250 million years ago and died out 66 million years ago. So birds and dinos coexisted for quite a while.
  5. Even less related, it's my personal opinion that we really shouldn't consider birds to be dinosaurs. Like, sure, in a "are they in a clade together?" sense, they're dinos. But in that sense, I'm a fish. It's only a useful statement so long as everyone understands how useless it actually is.
  6. Boy this really got out of hand, didn't it?
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But why can't you ever hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Because it has a silent "P!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

we really shouldn't consider birds to be dinosaurs. Like, sure, in a "are they in a clade together?" sense, they're dinos. But in that sense, I'm a fish. It's only a useful statement so long as everyone understands how useless it actually is.

Couldn't agree more if I tried for a week non stop. Spot on!

Birds evolved about 150 million years ago, while the dinosaurs evolved about 250 million years ago and died out 66 million years ago. So birds and dinos coexisted for quite a while

Huh! Didn't know that! Thanks! 🫶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Birds are not descended from T-Rex

Although... birds are theropods and so was the T-Rex.

As for why they're theropods? There's very little difference skeletally between them and theropod dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Now do shrinkwrapping

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Get this fucking base off my back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I can't, there are still structures on the saddle!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I thought it was "there's something stuck in my cloaca" but I don't speak Bird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

"titles don't matter"

~ executives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Translation: "Your tyranny doesn't matter"