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...this is a sort of meta-shitpost. The last meta one I shared confused a lot of people in the comments, but here we go anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The answer to this question is almost always yes

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Wheat killed my whole family and burned down my house. Bread is my revenge.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Kill some garlic and shake some cow juice until it's hard and it's very worth it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I like antijokes and antimemes OP. Keep it up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Emphatically, yes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it's a meta joke, using a setup that's usually something nonsensical, like:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Ok this one I get.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wheat fields remind us of our troubles, bread helps us forget.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You can use ![]() to link an image so it will show up in a comment

You just put the link to the image inside the rounded brackets

For example:

![](https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sacre-300x291.jpg)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someone who is gf for my celiac partner, emphatic yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yes, but it's rare.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad" kind of beat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but rice is more worth it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bread is 10/10

Rice is 10/10 with rice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

yes but only if u snort it, not bake it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

All right, I’m confused

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a very serious Frenchman, if it's to make that forsaken thing you dare calling bread then no, it's not worth it.

To make actual bread it's really great.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is there some meaning not apparent in the meme? If not then it's not just unfunny it's pointless.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The other commenter is right. It's a meta gag, using a popular format.