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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Stronger then YOUR FACE

...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What ever that means, I agree!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I have an easy way to test that

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's turtles all the way down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the elephants

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Behold, a dog

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Praise the dog

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like 85 Courics

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Not cool James

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The singular version of James is Jame.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Classic sulcata assholery.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tbf most people are idiots too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm too stupid to do that tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

“Fuck Yo Toilet!”