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Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for March 15, 2024 - GoComics https://www.gocomics.com/toomuchcoffeeman/2024/03/15Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for March 15, 2024

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've never had the desire to sleep with another dude, but if this centaur was real... I think I'd have to do it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s not bestiality if it’s mythical?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's mythical beastiality.

Oh Shit... Shotgun new band name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'd join that, I'll play drums! I mean, I don't know how to play drums. But then, I also don't know how to bang a centaur. Life's a journey...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Option 3 is just the front legs and the entire back hanging out and the artist didn't dare draw it 😂

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Option four: a vest on top; option 5; Centar be Free

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Ah, the Donald Duck method.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Either option isn't very practical, the hands can't reach the back legs to slip them on. Therefore I posit that any piece of clothing for a centaur must be put on from the top, like a shirt or a jacket. To cover the legs you'd have to use what basically amounts to a shaped blanket. Perhaps the front legs could have sleeves that you can zip up, but the back legs would have to make do with just the blanket since you can't reach.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Exactly! Much like dressing up actual horses.

That said, I think your post still counts as a vote for the "Donald Duck" option. /jk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There was an anime that had Centaurs and there was a scene where a child one talked about how proud they were that they could get their swimsuit on by themselves and they talked about how they put on clothes. I think it was called A Centaur's Life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That sounds cool, any chance you can find the scene?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I only watched the first maybe 3 or so episodes of that show so it should be easy enough for you to find. I don't have access to it anymore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The centaur could surely find something for putting on pants at Aubesians & Such over on 57th.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Simple question that answers this for me:

Where is the centaur's junk? That's where the button-fly goes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Agreed, but another question follows. If the junk is behind does it mean centaurs can have babies with horses? Where do centaurs come from? I know the official story, but really.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Oh man, how do his arms reach it

Also, they still make button fly jeans?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Would have been even better if it didn't look like the one on the left was speaking. I like the idea of the reader deciding which one they're more comfortable with and assuming they're the one talking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Love knows no race

Or isn't that a race horse?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why don't you ever see a centaur with four appendages? Like the first one would make more sense if the arms were the front legs and he was walking on his hands, and the neck was normal length.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But that's not a centaur. That's a satyr

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, a satyr walks upright and had goat hooves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I find your mix of present and past tense disturbing. Makes it sound like something happened to the hooves..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cuz centaurs are heavy as hecc, they couldn't walk on those soft little hands. XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I think their hands would toughen up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Option 2 would require a zipper at the back and is arguably more of a jumpsuit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I had no idea TMCM was still a thing!

I would not complain if you posted these daily wink wink

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The left one because he is gesticulating, has the mouth open and doesn't look ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He looks pretty ridiculous to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Sounds like something the right guy would say...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No. The one on the left looks ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

You can tell by the way it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Thanks for clarification!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Two pairs of pants obviously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The problem would be solved if they could just accept each other

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Alternate caption: “Christ, what an asshole.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The answer is obviously 2 pairs of pants with a bare horsey midriff