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[–] [email protected] 107 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so I'd think that if a place offer euthanasia id probably be more likely to visit

I'd feel the same, sometime

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Every. Damn. Day.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (5 children)

he may be a moron, but he has a point

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

he makes a valid argument, just not the one he was trying to make.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

yeah, the simple answer would be that you don't need a doctorate to tattoo, and I would assume most tattoo shops can't exactly support an anesthesiologist financially.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

but what about a eunaesthetist?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

All you really need is good, solid brick.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anastasia isn’t good for you, the thing that can knock you out can kill you or still be bad for you in general.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

While it's not everyone's favourite, I don't think listening to Anastasia is all that harmful.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Honestly I saw that movie as a kid and I never understood how 20th Century Fox wasn't a big player in the animated film industry. I guess it's technically a disney movie, now?

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Because you can fuckin die. Anesthesia is a risk every time you go under. It's a scary business.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, and the risk of death with euthanasia is even higher!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Imagine that!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

They didn't even notice that euthanasia was not the right word for the situation, I doubt they actually meant anesthesia that completely puts one under. That would be risky. But most dentists just use local anesthesia and maybe nitrous oxide as a sedative, and these are much less risky. Not sure I'd trust a tattoo artist with access to a steady supply of nitrous at work, definite Steve Martin from Little Shop of Horrors vibes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And the pain is a bonus for some. No seriously, they get something like runner's high and some people enjoy that.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, there's a really good reason anesthesiology pays a shitload of money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's true for general anesthesia, but what about local anesthesia?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This reminds me of being a child and wondering why tf everyone was so concerned with the "youth in Asia."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Oh this was me too.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Okay beyond the interesting choice of words. If anyone is wondering why anesthesia is not available at tattoo palaces is that it would be illegal. Sometimes there are laws that expressly prohibit this, but often it is just illegal through default as an anesthesiologist would be required and I don't think there are many moonlighting as tattoo artists.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They have and use lidocaine. For any real anesthesia they would need a Dr and that would get expensive fast.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You could get away with an anesthetist like dentist offices use. But yes, expensive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lidocaine is still a prescription drug so would still need a doctor to administer it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can get topical creams at a pharmacy or drug store without prescription.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yes but you can't give it to people. I know this seems really weird but you can go buy it and use it for yourself, but that is it. As soon as you are giving to someone else it is being prescribed. So you go to a tattoo parlor and they offered you OTC lidocaine it would be prescribing. Call it stupid but that is the way it is.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Just like my classmate many years ago: my phone rang during a class, and afterwards she advised me to put it in vibrator mode

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

if it vibrates intentionally, it is, in fact, a "vibrator"

work in the right factory, and you may get to experience "erectors" too!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me: I went to medical school

Them: what area did you specialize in?

Me: Tatoology. I’m a board certified tatoologist and offer pain free body art.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There are actually medical tattoo technicians (used in radiology to place targeting tattoos) it helps the oncology team line up the equipment perfectly every time.

And also reconstruction tattoo artists that are considered part of the allied healthcare industry, they work with reconstructive plastics and cosmetic surgeons. They can tattoo over hypopigmented scar tissue, they can create photorealistic nipples on people who had radical mastectomies, they can help blend the surrounding skin to seamlessly match a prosthesis through what is essentially permanent contouring.

It requires specialist training it's not something any old tattoo artist could do. Scarred, burned and surgically damaged skin does not respond the same to ink and the skill level required is immense. But the quality of life and pshyc-social benefit to a patients health is worth it for those that get these tattoos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I remember reading this really interesting story about a regular tattoo guy who kind through accident got into doing tattooed nipples. Now he gets before pictures and spends time doing pre-tattoo practice sketches. He spends a lot of time talking the ladies through the whole thing on the phone. In part because a lot of the ladies are like 50/60 and have never had a tattoo in their lives.

It was pretty fascinating and the amount of life satisfaction the guy got from it was amazing. He still did regular tattoo work but he really found the reconstructive work was a whole other level.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Oh fuck me...I read over it briefly and totally got his point but didn't realize he used euthanasia instead of anesthesia and was confused why there was no explanation in the comments or why this is even funny.

So, pardon me if this sounds stupid, but his general idea with the anesthesia doesn't sound that stupid right, right? Oh god this is a stupid question isn't it...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ignoring safety concerns with administering and looking after the patient - the cost increase of getting a tattoo would be astronomical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ignoring safety concerns with administering and looking after the patient. the cost increase of getting a tattoo would be astronomical.

of couse it has to be done by someone who is qualified for this and if someone is willing to pay for it why not, people pay a lot mopney for dumb stuff since forever. I mean sure if there is no need for it then there is no market for it but I'm really curious if someone actually tried it before in his tatoo shop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Anesthesiologist salaries range from $300k+ to 500k+ according to a quick Google search. Doing the same for tattoo artists say the very very top earners can be in the $300k+ range.

I went into this comment prepared to say that you're underestimating how much more expensive it would be, but looking at that I guess there's no real reason you shouldn't be able to shell out 2-10x the money (I have no idea how much the equipment and consumables cost) to get a really really nice tattoo without feeling the pain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Because anesthesia has a non-trivial chance of immediately killing you every time it's used. It's why major surgeries are always a last resort, and why minor surgeries use topical anesthesics instead of systemic (completely different drugs). It would be medical malpractice to use anesthesia for something that does not absolutely require it. No anesthesiologist would risk their liscense for it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anesthesia has a lot of issues as other people mentioned but I imagine a topical pain killer wouldn't be the worst thing ever at a tattoo shop. That being said, many people that get tattoos low-key enjoy the pain... Or maybe that's just me.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What's the point of getting dental work or a tattoo when you've already arranged for the technicians to kill you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This shit had me cracking up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

"Leave a pretty corpse"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How will you feed during the zombie apocalypse without dental work?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Do they accept credit cards?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I hope he never visits one of those countries that offer euthanasia cause he might die thinking he was gonna get an anesthetic.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

"This sure is a lot of paperwork, but it'll be worth it once I have a sweet tribal tattoo."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Hey this is like the debate over capital punishment in schools

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

...there are dentists who offer anesthesia as a fun little option if you think you can't handle the pain?

...excuse me.

...WHAT.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not as a fun little option, at least not here. If you're too scared of the dentist to the point of panic attacks (anxiety can override rationality) then you can be put under for the procedure to reduce emotional trauma and even to prevent hurting yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If you are looking for slow euthanasia, just go to all the back alley tattoo places and pick up HIV, hepatitis, etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

"Scared of dentists? Try dying!"

My sister got a tattoo recently and apparently they do offer some kind of pain mediation. They offered her novacaine to numb the site of the tat.

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