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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I don’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I think I'll handle my constipation myself thank you, don't get me wrong I'd love to be there but scat is a limit yk

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Constipation. Right...that's definitely why I bought it. Yep. Totally.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can’t have prostrate cancer without a prostate.

Shoutout to my XY brothers and sisters, get checked if you were born before 2004

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

What if you self-check 3 times a week?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I did not have arse whisk on my bingo card today

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

You could fight constipation with um..... Eating more veggies and drinking more water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Removing your blockage at 15000RPM

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Arse-whisk now has a permanent place in my vocabulary. 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

That's my new nickname for my mustache

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Definitely have had some rough bathroom experiences where ivhave considered something similar, but more like a pipe brush instead of a whisk going at 12'000 rpm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I thought that was the purpose of the toilet brush?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've had a blockage in my bowel for over 5 weeks now as a result of IBD. I am definitely at the point where I wouldn't hesitate to use something like that if it helps clear it. I've had constant pain in the left side of my stomach and I can't even sleep properly now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You should go to the doctor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Went to a and e 5 weeks ago. Also I've had a specialist nurse in charge of my care for 3 years now who I've already heard from since I went to a and e. Also heard from her again on Monday with a follow up. There's a plan in place so it's not like I've sat on my fucking arse doing nothing and I don't live in the US so healthcare is actually free so I went to and e when it first got bad. But thanks for the "advice".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is actually how hippopotamuses work

I might be thinking of hippopotamii

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, they don't seem to have such problems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

As the "poor pumper society" on youtube would call it, the "Crust Buster".

Make a poop smoothie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

If you have diarrhoea just mix in some egg whites and you'll have fluffy shit