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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now all I can think of is Patrick Warburton doing this voice over in the films.

Perfect.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would pay like $10 to hear Patrick Warburton say "Sacré Bleu" which isn't a ton of money but how much would you pay anyone else to say anything else?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

There is a whole website based on that premise.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Was A Series of Unfornate Events my first exposure to postmodern writing?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

SoUE is better than HP. I said what I said and I'll die on this hill.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, the prose is certainly better. Rowling is unimaginative and repetitive in her use of language. The number of times she reuses phrases (like, "Ron's untidy scrawl,") is criminal. She's a lot like Agatha Christie; great concepts, mundane execution.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I much prefer when Ron ejaculated (loudly).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Really not a high bar, tbh. Just don't promote slavery along with maintaining the exact status quo that lead to wizard hitler, and you're miles ahead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

HP has the better film franchise though. ASOUE just had the Carrey film, which was alright but did not follow the books and left a LOT of mystery from the books off

the show was really good....until season 3. my favorite character being reduced to a single laugh and a painting was the nail in the coffin, and the finale was just bad

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd like that, learned something.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Learnt nothing, in french you would say "Sacre Bleu", lit. "Blue [the act of consecrating]".

Blue was the colour of Saint Martin, so instead of swearing on god, you would swear on the canonisation of st. Martin, in a manner removed from the actual thing. Only English speakers use "sacré bleu" as a vaguely-french sounding thing.

Saying sacré [person] makes sense somewhat, but you would use it like "there's my boy, way to go!", not as a "holy shit" exclamation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Having never read it, it reminds me vaguely of Douglas Adams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I would love this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I'd read that!