this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2024
236 points (76.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26708 readers
2764 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I call bullshit.

That's probably just the house of some make-a-wish kid that wished for Taylor Swift and you just photoshopped yourself in it.

That's disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Photoshop? That’s low mate! My 24 year old daughter is the make-a-wish kid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh I'm so sorry. I didn't know your 24 yo still lived with you. That must be really tough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Thanks. It is. I’ve heard that other kids sometimes leave home in their 30s! I just truly hope that one day she finds a rich partner to take her away. In the meantime we live day to day. We made a breakthrough of sorts in the last year where she learned how to use the washing machine but she still doesn’t understand how to use the clothesline or even the dryer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I like how the big thing here isn't that swift visited your house, but that you're taking a selfie with her,
you even had someone else take a picture of you taking a selfie with her!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

What? How else do you take a selfie?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Aight

Tinfoil hat time

Why all the memes about Taylor Swift, if other rich people have more jets 🤔

Maybe because she plays a role in the US elections, maybe chance? GOP memes go brrrr

Thanks for coming to my tinfoil hat talk

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Because her legal team is the latest one to threaten action against the account that uses public data to demonstrate when private jets are used for short flights.

Really only one other person has done that, it was Elon, and the internet was obsessed with his jet usage at the time too.

Now please give me your tinfoil hat, I need it to grill the veggies

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Don't ask me, ask your local memologist. The science behind memes is beyond my comprehension

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck that makes too much sense

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

not that much tinfoil, I require MORE tinfoil!

Ever since reddit exodus lemmy has gone to shit, we have been infiltrated by glowies ong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not an issue. It's a wood house. You already have what you need to smooth out the rough spots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m just gonna encase it in perspex. Tay Tay touched those bits. My kids can sell them on eBay when I’m gone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Tay Tay touched those bits.

If so, you may be eligible for a cut of the royalties from the song she wrote about you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

See this wouldn't be an issue if she used LINUX. My private jet uses a RedHat distro as a base so all my instruments work flawlessly. LINUX is the best operating system in my opinion because it runs so much better on a wider variety of devices. LINUX also has the ability to apply updates without restarting which is very important for me and my family. There's just so much that can run on LINUX I don't even have the time to detail it all to you but let's just say if it runs on Windows it runs on LINUX. Also the distro sizes are much smaller on average compared to Windows so LINUX downloads faster and installs faster. On LINUX you can customise everything from the font colour to the background! Wow LINUX is the best! I bet you can't do that on Windows hehe. My entire house runs on LINUX even my garage door where I keep my rad scooter collection (fuck cars lol) and I never had any issues with it. Anyway back to what I wanted to talk about, LINUX. I recommend something simple like Mint or PopOs because the user experience closely matches Windows so it's easier to switch. Sometimes drivers won't install correctly if your PC or laptop uses weird or obscure hardware like any Intel and Wireless related. Some LINUX distros are so small you can fit them on a flash drive which you can boot without installing anything (woohoo LINUX!) which is a great feature if you value your privacy or you want to show off Infront of your friends. LINUX is so easy to use I even got my grandma to use it! But she was a little sad that her solitaire game wasn't the same one from Windows but fortunately LINUX has tons of emulators that work with Windows applications, now which one runs XP solitaire better idk so I told grandma to just google it. My favourite thing to do on LINUX is useing the terminal it's just so intuitive when compared to Windows! You can do so much with just a few lines of text that Windows regularly struggles with (I'm not going to say what lmao). For the best LINUX experience once you have your distro setup is to buy a goat, a red robe and a machete. I like to do it in the living room after moving all the furniture out of the way first. So what you do is carefully slit the throat of the goat then useing your hands paint a picture of a penguin on the ground useing the blood. You know when your done because you'll start to feel dizzy but it's my favourite thing to do after installing a new LINUX distro. Yep once you install one flavour of LINUX you'll want to try everything it's so fun! I love LINUX! LINUX is great, you'll love LINUX. LINUX is the best! You can't fight it join us! You'll never regret switching to LINUX. All your friends and family are useing LINUX right now what are you waiting for! LINUX LINUX LINUX I just love saying that over and over again. LINUX LINUX hahaha LINUX!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Lol that plane is smaller than the plane she uses to fly from her seat to the bathroom in her plane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

She can crash into my DMs anytime

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Needs more jet turbine, less propeller.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I admit I laughed when this meme first started to gain prominence. But now, I'm starting to wonder: why only her? Why no male billionaires, that use private jets even more? With how scared the GOP is of her possibly endorsing Biden and swinging the election to him, I can't help thinking there might be bad-faith intention with these silly images...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

His neck looks like pain.