I need to work on my temper
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
Seems like a fun spell
Well I either got a personal fire or I'm on fire myself. Witch fire sounds better
I'm not gonna worry about it
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
Porn i guess
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
Stressful mostly
Hmm
shrugs I just do.
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...
I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
I'm good. Nom nom nom
I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities
Noisy.
Same
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
Pretty good I think.
I’m still here.
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
I’m good.
I’m a tree.
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
No one knows.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
I guess it's kill or be killed...
I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.
I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.
At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.