Ask Lemmy

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

I'd be just fine.

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

Pretty good actually.

Not a lot changes

Basically no change.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

Ooo fishies

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

The walls are closing in...

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I'm already dead

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Bollocks.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I think I'd be alright.