this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Thanks for context, post made zero sense without it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article271063192.html

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's some Evangelion shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Ia! Shub Niggurath

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Get in the fuckin robot!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Orders Regarding Bodyguard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

How much black stuff that's in the ground water in Ohio

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Political Party #1: THERE'S A BLACK ORB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud's opinion on foreign policy compare?

I'm still on the fence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

It's finally done? Glad to see some of thaose taxpayer dollars going to good use.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Vegas moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ol' Round Bastard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are these just a bunch of bots? Why would they engage in a post that intentionally removed all context of the tweet the image was featured in?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a shitpost so it come with or without context.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"HA HA BIG SPHERE SO FUNNY HA HA WHAT A RIOT."

"Vegas moment"

"All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

You just described shitposting humour 🤔

The og post is also a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion enemy Ramiel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Literally.

I came here to reply "O R B"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I guess it's totally subjective, but I don't exactly see a lot of "shitposts" that are just an image of something like a ball or a rock with no context.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

If that's just one orbit, data density is very low.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

THE ORB CAN KISS MY ASS FOR IT IS HERESY.

 

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD \O_O/