this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

The golden age of capitalism: False scarcity and criminalized benevolence.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 hours ago

You showed them humanity when most of the world doesn't. Of course they have your back.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago

How to start a mafia with zero $

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 hours ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

Don't forget it's fake (anon doesn't have a job) and gay (anon is dreaming about having a gang of homeless guys around him)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Spenden ist btw donate, nicht spend ^^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Freudscher, uh, slipper?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 hours ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] [email protected] 206 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I read this as if Eminem had said it. Keep it trashy you psychopath.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

Probably both

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

He has eyes everywhere