this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 27 minutes ago

I guess this is mutual aid. More like food rescue.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

c/aboringdystopia because here shops usually sell the leftover stuff cheaper at evening and spend to soup kitchen and similiar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Did I just read a good greentext ?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

He's Morpheus from john Wick

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wholesome greentext. OP is based.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 hours ago

Mutual aid in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

He has eyes everywhere

[–] [email protected] 165 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm seeing so many new accounts right now. Is this the mass migration from lemm.ee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago

Lemm.ee refugee here!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, but I'd say all the other slim shadys were just imitating

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

we're gonnahave a problem here...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe from slrpnk? The whole instance is down until mid July.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

Probably both

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E