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[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

When I used to be New Age I believed that not believing in magic gave you a resistance to it because Quantum...

Accepting the truth that magic ain't real was tough

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

I wouldn't ever do this because as soon as anything went wrong in my life I'd never be able to shake the question that it was super natural. I'm extremely skeptical and don't believe in any supernatural things, but I have a fear of developing superstitions. Also when I get really stressed about my life and feel like it is particularly unfair I start to feel like there is some sort of external source of my problems and it's malevolent. So, doing something like this would be a recipe for problems for me lol.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

is skeptical and doesn't believe in the supernatural
has a fear of developing superstition

Sounds to me like you've been cursed, mate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully if I'm ever cursed it'll be in a cool way, like it'll teach me some sort of life lesson then either go away or be useful after the fact. Rather than some sort of eternal punishment thing lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds like you have a superstition about superstitions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They aren't superstitious, but they're a little stitious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Mediumstitious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

What a whelming comment

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

tbh I've just accepted that superstitions are part of the human psyche. I don't believe in "chi" in the sense of some energy that can be measured but there's definitely some kind of pattern recognition in the human subconscious that's processing the flow of the environment around them and the people in it that way. And a lot of cultures worldwide have longstanding traditions that guide the way they deal with that both in the sense of soothing that part of the subconscious but also trying to address whatever threat or goal in the environment that that pattern recognition is trying to draw attention to. I really enjoyed "Feng Shui Modern" by Cliff Tan if you want a really great explanation of concrete ways in which principles of that practice tend to help people feel safer in a space. He talks about things like the most common paths people take take through rooms, wanting to have your back against something solid, and not liking having beams and lights hanging directly over your head.

And personally I just try to keep the less concretely beneficial things to fun cultural traditions and other stuff I can connect with people around and avoid things that have been like, objectively disproven by modern science in some way or that would be specifically harmful to some specific circumstance / situation. So like carrying around an evil eye talisman is fine but using an herbal remedy that's been found to be harmful is not. And I find it's also helpful to think of it less in terms of specific effects / outcomes such as hexing, and more in terms of good energy / bad energy or good luck / bad luck. So the evil eye ward isn't protecting me from some specific thing, it's just a general hope that I'll avoid toxicity in my life. And there's a big mindfulness component to these things too; the talisman is also a reminder to yourself to avoid negativity and try to put positivity out into the world around you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I like your world view!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

This reminds me of some work drama...

My coworker was cursed by our ~~b~~witch of an 'assistant manager' for turning her down, and the next day his mom had hot oil splash up her whole arm and it looked bad.

Not supersticious but he was and he was terrified. It was horrible to watch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Did you burn the witch?

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[–] [email protected] 204 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Reminder that there used to be a $1,000,000 prize available for anyone who could display any sort of supernatural powers that remained unclaimed for 20 years. The challenge rules required that both parties agree upon the test setup, and several people actually tried to claim it and all failed. It astounds me that anyone still believes in this nonsense and that it seems to be becoming even more popular to believe in literal magic and other supernatural idiocy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah yes James Randi, a man I have very mixed feelings on. He was a climate skeptic who would claim to have debunked people who never signed up for his challenge. A real scum bag in general. He was also a high School drop out with no training in the sciences.

Admittedly he called himself an "Honest Liar" and was motivated not by money but out of fear that people believed he had magic back when he was a magician.

Still given his character I tend not to take JREF too seriously.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was that guy who could make almost anyone forget almost anything, he won the prize many times. :D

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone should read about James Randi he was a brilliant skeptic.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And he did special effects for Alice Cooper!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Also friend of Penn and Teller. Just a great guy all around.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (22 children)

I am at the point where if anyone, ever, for any reason, asks me what my astrological sign is, I stop communicating with them.

They always turn out to be irresponsible, narcissistic idiots every time.

An exception would be if this interaction is taking place completely within the confines of an actually defined fantasy world like a video game or ttrpg.

But real life? People who actually believe there is, or could potentially be anything to astrology?

Dangerous morons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What if real life is a video game?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Then astrology would be the equivalent of an entire belief system that functionally is so complex it essentially contitutes a religion...

Astrology would be that, but built on urban legend, pre-internet era myths about older video games, like Mew being in the back of a truck in Vermillion city.

It would be fake cheat codes that don't work.

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I looked for the video and came across a reddit thread about it. Here are two really funny comments:

I think its rather silly to say the least especially since curses require a certain amount of anger and hatred that im sure next to nobody feels to this person.

Oh yeah that's why it didn't work

Magic requires willpower and intention to use properly. I doubt any of these randos on the internet actually possessed the genuine desire or emotional investment to actually curse a random guy on the internet who had heretofore never interacted with them

Anyone who actually understood this likely didnt rise to the bait.

No true witch!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So, they're saying that the magic is real, but I can't just go to a crazy old crone's potions shop and purchase a curse on someone because that's not how it works? Well, that's disappointing.

Edit: "no true witch" = hilarious

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

💧💧
Two sips of water counter the next spell cast your way, no wonder he's having such an easy time avoiding them

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The witch subculture is on the same level as kids who start channeling their chi to kamehameha a bully

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Anyone who watched that episode where Gohan taught Videl how to channel chi and didn't try it at home was probably too old to be watching the anime

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (9 children)

This is just a high effort version of "...Then may God strike me dead!" but targeting a spiritual minority instead if the hegemonic national religion. Shouldn't the amount of un-smited politicians indicate that there is no God?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

I have a made up word I have never said to anyone.

Nobody claiming to be psychic has ever been able to detect it.

While it's a meaningless thing overall, it is endlessly entertaining to watch someone spiral from "trying" to discover it, to random guessing, to being angry and declaring that I'm lying and they got it the first time.

It's kinda like my secret. I have a secret I have never told anyone. It's another thing I will put before a self proclaimed psychic. Even once they progress to guessing, none have ever even thrown it out as an option.

And you'd be amazed how many self proclaimed psychics there are out in the world, and how many of them seem to really think they are psychic, to the degree that they'll accept someone presenting one or both of those challenges.

The made up word would be a difficult guess for sure. But my secret isn't something so rare that nobody could possibly hit on it as a guess.

I'm not willing to outright say that there's no thing that could be called psychic ability. What I am willing to say is that nobody has ever exhibited such, and likely never will

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

"You have a very protective aura, which is a good thing, since it serves as a natural protection and everyone has it. But this also means that I am not on the same kind of energy like you, which is why it is difficult for me."

Said a fortune teller once to my mother, who felt like she was being told bullshit. (Which is true, because fortune tellers and the like are a scam.) But such people will always find some bullshitty explanation to still save their face.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bro you didn't make up that word. You heard it on an episode of Always Sunny and forgot. I'd say it but honestly it's so close to a racial slur that I'd rather not risk it.

You have said it before, it was the last thing you said to Brian before he went out that night and... well I can sense there's a lot of unresolved drama there so I'll stop talking now

Anyway don't worry about Brian, in the great hereafter he became really good at Sudoku and is considering reincarnation on a planet in the Crab nebula. Interesting choice considering the people of that world are all female. Humanity won't discover them for about two weeks but first contact will be surprisingly underwhelming

Naw I'm messing with you. This was all stream of conciousness... but maybe I freaked someone out who thought I was serious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I fucking loved it!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

🙄

Burrchismo

You stuck a hot wheel tire... '64 Corvette Stingray, up your nose as a child and it never came out

Easy peasy

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thousanfolcut, mr samurai

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