this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nice meme is this an original

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No, I swiped it from Mastodon.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

planted my potato field just trying to decide which of my neighbors are game

*to help out with the harvest

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Neighbor here. I'll plough your field.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, at least take them out to dinner firstπŸ‘€

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Neighbor here. I'll mash your potato.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

They call me Mash the way I be bangin'

^(I'm so fucking stupid, no one should let me make comments like this)^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

fundamental misunderstanding of the potato farming process

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Neighbor here. I'll probe your fertile mound.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Food should be OK, no? I guess everything helps if you need to pay more for non-food items.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

we're already dealing with food shortages in the "flyover" parts of the colonies

really suggest diversifying your grocery stream if you are unlucky enough to be stuck there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

The only thing that stopped him was the price of US bonds. It is all we should be focused on tanking

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the Cantaloupe read the "ACME Book of Economics" and that is why he is running the US the way he is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Could be worse - Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Someone stockpiling in Canada and Mexico, some of what isn't delivered in LA, would make a killing. We should be putting an export tax on Chinese made goods going to the US unless we want to follow the coyote. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Prohibition made a very rich black market as will tariffs.