this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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planted my potato field just trying to decide which of my neighbors are game
*to help out with the harvest
Neighbor here. I'll plough your field.
Damn, at least take them out to dinner firstπ
Neighbor here. I'll mash your potato.
They call me Mash the way I be bangin'
^(I'm so fucking stupid, no one should let me make comments like this)^
Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)
fundamental misunderstanding of the potato farming process
Neighbor here. I'll probe your fertile mound.
Food should be OK, no? I guess everything helps if you need to pay more for non-food items.
we're already dealing with food shortages in the "flyover" parts of the colonies
really suggest diversifying your grocery stream if you are unlucky enough to be stuck there