The egg, but it was laid by something that was not quite a chicken.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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This is correct.
Animorphs reboot looking great
Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.
It's a pendulum of evolution. Or it's a flipped image. Your pick. The first one's way more exciting tho.
I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords
Maybe its going right to left, and each animal is laying the next
For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.
The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.
Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁
Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol
My foster brother's middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha
Chicken: Fine, I'll tell you.
Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?
Chicken: ... The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.
Ba dump pshhh
No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it's the egg.
The cock
I came. Semen
The answer is, and always has been...Your Mom!
I'm glad to know you've been a considerate lover to Mama. She's had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don't love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she's had someone with some consideration and grace.
Yo, that's a pretty chicken there.
I didn't talk about crossing the road, what makes you think I'll do it now?
I love the scientific method
"Cluck you! No way I'm gonna crack like a dropped egg."