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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The egg, but it was laid by something that was not quite a chicken.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Animorphs reboot looking great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's a pendulum of evolution. Or it's a flipped image. Your pick. The first one's way more exciting tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Maybe its going right to left, and each animal is laying the next

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.

The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.

Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My foster brother's middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Chicken: Fine, I'll tell you.

Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?

Chicken: ... The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Ba dump pshhh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it's the egg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I came. Semen

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The answer is, and always has been...Your Mom!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm glad to know you've been a considerate lover to Mama. She's had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don't love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she's had someone with some consideration and grace.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yo, that's a pretty chicken there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I didn't talk about crossing the road, what makes you think I'll do it now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I love the scientific method

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"Cluck you! No way I'm gonna crack like a dropped egg."