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You guys are getting discord girlfriends?
Have you seen the movie "Her"?
Don't post this shit.
I'm a girl with plump hairy legs and I'm hot.
i know I'll get downvoted to oblivion for saying this but I don't care; I think this is disgusting. i don't like shaming people for who they are or what they do, or bullying of any kind, BUT i also think it's absolutely apprehensible behavior to engage in a romantic relationship with someone who uses discord.
...apprehensible?..well, like, yeah: folks've had internet-girlfriends since way back when paper-mail pen pals were a thing...
and here i thought the joke was too obvious
"I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck." - Ready Player One
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Is the problem that she uses Gnome, or that she uses dark mode?
Doesn't that look more like Windows 11?
Windows 11 did rip off gnome 🤔
Ummm...Windows 11 was way more of a KDE ripoff than a gnome ripoff.
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Maybe she's just cheating and accidently sent you a private pic from the person she's cheating with, don't give up hope /s
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I don't get it
Isn't it pretty normal not to shave your legs?
I think the implication is that the discord girlfriend was an overweight man pretending to be a woman in order to catfish
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