this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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Mfer I am gonna need a transcript buddy
Beans
The beauty of this shit is that it's equally hilarious whether it's real or made up.
This describes all the good stuff on 4chan tbh.
Yeah exactly, the people on there are both weird enough to make it up and also weird enough to be actually doing this shit irl.
This collage looks like a serial killer's vision board.
Jarvis, un-schitzophrenia this greentext
Seems to be a common format for greentext compilations.
I can't read this shit either.
Bad post because of resolution.
Top tier
Pythagoras reincarnated finally it seems
So, how did that saga end?
The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him
In my family, a smack, some crying, boom - fad ended
Fake and gay
Jesus Henry Christ