I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual.
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2024
535 points (98.9% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
26803 readers
3017 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.
No one said you could keep the milk
I’m still in
and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.
I’m. Still. In!
I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.
It ain't much, but it's honest work
Nobody guaranteed breasts
The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way.
Nipples?
Any opinion on the 5$ price?
You're out of line but you are right
Damn they're right both ways too.
So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?
Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.
At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol
Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option...
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
You chose...poorly
In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.
...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.
I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.
I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)
Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering
No. Pay $5 to milk two people.
Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.