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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds like a handy tip.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (11 children)

... why is there a packaged hand in that freezer? Am I the only one noticing this?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Great website

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I forgot .zip is a TLD now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Such a bad idea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not allowed to open zip files

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came here to ask that too... is it really supposed to be a joke, and that's it?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really have to hand it to your superior powers of deduction at this point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

In my defense I’m not the sharpest tool in the wetlands.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

That's the other tip: Stock up on hands. You could get frostbite from handling all those frozen bottles and need to chop your hands off.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You are the only one. All I see is water bottles.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real question is why is there bar code on the package hand. That almost sounds like the bought it at a store.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Store bought saves a lot of time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're the only one missing the joke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You should probably give them a hand in understanding the joke

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Mmm...finger food...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Always keep a spare hand around, you don’t know when you’re gonna need an extra hand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Handy after a hurricane

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Sometimes I like to boil all my water at the start of the month and then freeze it, to save time when cooking pasta. Always hate having to wait for water to boil first.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Non-hurricane everyday tip: Put a 1/3 to 1/2 full water bottle in your freezer upside down. Once it's frozen keep it in the freezer right side up so that the ice is suspended in the top of the bottle. If you ever open your freezer and see the ice back in the bottom of the bottle it means your freezer has lost power long enough to thaw, and you may need to throw some food out.

I've personally found this tip to be extremely handy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Used to do this with our big chest freezer. It's a good tip. High five!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also works to put a penny on the surface of a frozen container. The indicator is if the penny is in the ice, instead of on the ice.

But anyway, I like your suggestion.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

When doing that, full them only to 80-90% to avoid them bursting while freezing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I didn't even see it until coming to the comments...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Should be NSFW 🥹

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wouldn't the loss of cool air from opening the fridge repeatedly negate the benefit of doing this? Or would one simply remove multiple bottles at once strategically over time? I admit, this sounds like an interesting idea; just not sure what the "most-correct" strategy would be for extending food preservation.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

The thermal mass of the air is negligable in comparison to that of the bottles. Thats why generally filling your fridge with random stuff is actually beneficial because once they are cooled down it will decrease the loss of energy whenever you open the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As someome mentioned, the thermal mass of water is way higher than air, but also, this is the problem that deep freezers solve! Afaik, deep freezers open from the top meaning the cold air does not flow out when you open it. That saves effeciency on your heat pump.

Another neat thing you can do depending on where you live is set a timer on your deep freeze so it only turns on at night. This benefits you if you get charged electricity depending on the hour of the day, meaning you are charged nore during peak hours. Since the deep freeze has high thermal mass and low energy transfer, it stays cold all day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

not sure where you are from but there are also deep freezers that look like fridges. they also don't run the compressor the whole time, so there is no need to only 'turn them on' when electricity is cheap (which, from a european pov is all ghr time in thr USA). if they get above a certain threshold, they turn on and then off again when reaching the target temperature. that usually takes about 10 minutes. if you only turn it on at night it might be running way longer than when it's on the whole time...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The most important thing is to keep your hands cold.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"most correct" would be to never ever open the fridge.

Obviously as you need things in it, you'll have to open it.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I did this but the power never went out. I don’t drink bottled water, but my freezer is full of them now now. Do I just defrost them all in a big pot or something?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well what you could do is try hand ing them out to your neighbours.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water? Like from the toilet?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

if you used hot water just empty a bottle in a pot and cook a nice warm soup with the frozen hot water

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Can confirm this is legit because of the Publix spring water

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

storing raw meat on the same shelf as ready to eat foods

oh you best fucking hope the health inspector doesn't see this

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