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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't put your dong in that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna do it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Because it's White's move.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

The queen is in love with the other king

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Praise the Shai-Hulud!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Because its whites turn

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

The tardis is just one square to the left.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Google en kingsant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's an imposter among us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think that's a spitroast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

No? If it was, he would've won