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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

this is the closest thing I found

cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

+5 upvotes -5 downvotes

can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)

Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.


Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] [email protected] 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

busting a nut

[–] [email protected] 37 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.

That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago

Sounds about right.

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