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never had 'em growing up, but now as an adult I want a pair

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[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please tag as NSFL, I sprained my ankle by just looking at the picture.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

something something I couldn't help myself on the train and then the others joined in

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now as an adult you can't afford using them because you will hurt yourself, badly ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

exactly why I haven't

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the black parts slide like wax? For 'grinding' without a board?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the gimmick, saw them around the 90s skater culture and a bit after as I recall.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

you can be a fruitbooter without the fruit

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The official shoes of Sonic, at least during the Adventure era.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goes to show how well my memory works, I genuinely thought it was supposed to still be a thing in 1 but the official deal fell through until 2.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

All memories works like this, its not your thing (literally i'm doing a uni work about memories right now)

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to the best documentary you will ever watch, Soap or Die. self-funded by the world's last surviving 90s Guy and soap shoe fanatic. 20 minutes of pure joy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh my god this xslayer shit

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every once in a while, as an out of shape guy in my 30s, I think about buying myself a pair of heelys.

Was never a skater, never really had much interest in them as a kid, but something about the idea of rolling around in Costco while I do my grocery shopping appeals to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

My friends do that.
Live your dream, mate.
Be free~

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I still want a combo shoe of soap shoes + heelies. I think someone makes a kit to make your own heelies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heelys are still a thing, I wear mine too Costco.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leave some women for the rest of us man. I can't compete with that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He already took my wife. Watch out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao "where do I know that username"

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who's to say ยฏ\(ใƒ„)/ยฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I also choose this person's wife

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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Combine these with heelies and parkour for maximum urban mobility.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As an orthopedic surgeon who wants a bigger yacht, I think this is a great idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I will never kowtow to big ortho

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

i think you're onto something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I only know about them because Sonic Adventure 2. And even then, I didnt know they were a thing till years later. Ive never seen them or heard of them in real life, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm the kid who got these and heely's banned at my school. Was quite the trend setter in elementary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Nope. Never heard of them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I had them! Hurt myself plenty...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The only reason I know they exist is because Sonic Adventures 2 trivia videos. That, and I've seen them while playing SA2, but those are very hazy memories from when I was maybe 5-6 years old.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oh yes, I remember reading an article about them. They caused many severe injuries and I mean really many.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Immediately thought of Sonic Adventure 2 lol I've never met anyone who actually owned a pair (I don't think they ever made it to Europe but I might be wrong)

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my friends used to have a pair, apparently they were pretty fun for a while but wore out too quickly so he just kept skateboarding.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can't you also skateboard on them?
maybe so some weird grab the board trick while you slide down the rail on your soap shoes

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Physically yes, but then you run afoul of skateboarding philosophy and whether it counts if you're just sliding around on your feet instead of the board.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

i liked these because I could jump way way way higher than i ever could on my skateboard

just go to the park and sprint at a bench/table and grind the entire length of the thing. things were fun as all hell for awhile. this was like... god... 1997?

it got old after awhile because while doing sick ass grinds was fun as hell, that was all you could really do. went back to skateboarding pretty quick.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah man Iโ€™m good with my H E E L Y S

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Always wanted one, and I never forget them because sonic adventure 2

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Heard aboutbem cause Sonic but never saw them irl. They seem like a bad idea and I skateboarded

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They are also called Grindshoes. I also never had one of these but I am also thinking about buying a pair.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Never heard of these so i searched a bit.

Looks about the same

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were big with the rollerblade community as it was a way to grind rails without rollerblades. I was in the skater / rollerblade clique in my HS and they were relatively popular. Since I had the coordination of a 2 legged cow I went for heelys. I was cool in my own mind at least...

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Heelys will always be cool

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Heelies were the shit! If they ever make a pair that will work for a 300lb, 6'6 man, I'm sure to get maimed!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Never saw them in person, but man, I wanted a pair as a kid. I wanted to roll around at the speed of sound.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Are you listening to The Adventure Zone, per chance?

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