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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Spoiler alert: the drain is just a straight pipe to a bucket below the counter.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yo, calm down there Holmes. I'm a pro. I put gravel in there to filter out the big chunks.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No. It goes to the piss drawer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If razors can go in the wall, why shouldn't piss go in a drawer? I gotta do some home improvement work to make this happen.

I'm sure my landlord will appreciate the new piss drawer :D

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's called fashion look it up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I like people who are fashionate about their work

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Looks like you had your work cut out for you

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I need you to design an apology to the entire human species.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Let me get my pinking shears.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently, the workers installed the countertop on top of the sink when the owner was not at home, and the wife signed the documents accepting the work.
The dude had to cut holes with improvised tools.

This is my version of what happened.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

YOU'RE DID IT!!!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So, what's the real story here?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

Counters are installed whole like that sometimes. I can imagine that maybe the contractor's router broke or was lost or stolen and they had to come back the next day with the router to cut the proper hole but in the meantime he just rough cut a couple holes with the buzz saw so that the homeowners can use their sink.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

My guess is that they followed the manual, skipping a few steps, glued the sink before cutting, panicked and then voilà.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)

What is the purpose of the little tiny sink on the left?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm not shaming! Maybe it's something important? Maybe I need a tiny little extra sink next to my sink? What have I been missing out on???

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The small one is to use as a sink when the big one is full of week old dirty dishes.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Note the bottle of Fairy, the UK equivalent of Dawn. It's not a waste disposal, it's a fucking useless sponge holder, in my experience

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

garburator

This will be a fun new addition to my vocabulary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They're not common in the UK.

The little sink is just that really. I use it for pouring liquids down the drain when washing dishes and the main sink is full of water.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Rinsing sink, for kitchens with limited counter space. My kitchen is small and has one of these. It's just wide enough for one of these.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Emergency back up sink when you fill other one up with dirty crap. Designed to make you panic and hopefully do something about the real sink. I've always hated double sink designs. They just use a bunch of extra space that could have been more sink.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Thought I'd try something new. I always have more sovcits though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Well, DIWhy you holding out on us?!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

✨exquisite✨

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Some hipster design shit right there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It's rustic really.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Perfect 👌

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Any chance it's being held up by milk crates?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Any chance it's not being held up by milk crates?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It’s got that rustic look to it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm more fascinated by the countertop. Although thin and probably composite rather than natural stone, it's still stone and that can get really expensive. It might honestly get more expensive to do this and fix it later than just do it right from the getgo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Looks like corian, so plastic. So long as those cuts don't extend past the basin, it can be fixed with a router and a couple bits. If they do extend past the basin, probably bottom right, then you could fix it with resin and make it pass anything but a close inspection with some skill.

It might be the type of basin that drops in from the top, which would be easier to fix and would be more likely to hide the bad cuts under the flange.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Wash your dishes and slash your wrists in one easy step

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

But the tap is perfect

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Any idea what material the countertop is made of? Looks like acrylic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Would guess Formica?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"Don't worry about it boss, I already installed the sink myself."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I understand DIWhy is more for things that, no matter how well built they are, just shouldn't be done at all.

This is something that should be done.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ. Was there a shortage at the template factory or what?

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