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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Any gyatt can be a chud, but it takes PRIME rizz to be a sigma, fr on god

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna start a motion capture company called No-Cap Mo-Cap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mo cap isn't stop motion though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They didn't say stop motion.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Deadass my lil pogchamp

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Since I understood that, I have to assume it's already outdated and the kids have invented something new.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's far out, dude. It's rad that they can be so chill when they've got these bogus airheads smacking righteous dudes. KK, G2G, l8er sk8ers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

totally tubular comment, dude

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I guess it gives away my age, but I understand this. No idea what the other one says though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I would rather die then be subjugated to whatever I just failed to read

Obligatory /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

One of us had a stroke here

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Indubitably.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It’s fucking hilarious is what it is

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ya got'a be a man to wear tights.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We are men, manly men, we're men in tights.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We're tight men, what can I say? So tight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

...faygelesh?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Some brass ovaries right there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like their usernames, too. Fitting for the characters from the manga.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What are you thinking about?