When I read brownies I thought of the food. The cake.
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Was wondering why Anon was so unhappy about brownies at first lol.
I thought bruh was gonna accidentally get high and have a good time smh
Probably a good thing, every time I've looked at 4chan I've seen a lot of people stuck in some very dumb patterns of thought.
Oh a bake sale!
Oh...
Yeah I was confused at that too. First thought food, nah won't be that. Girl guiding group perhaps? Probably not, and can't see why it would matter. What about poops floating in the water or stains on benches? That could fit. Oh, its racism. Of course.
I decided it must mean poop.
Oh... Oh no. You're right. I just wanted brownies.
Ohhh... racism. I was confused about there being "brownies" everywhere, thought it was a potluck or something.
I expected logs.
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A brownie or broonie (Scots), also known as a brùnaidh or gruagach (Scottish Gaelic), is a household spirit or hobgoblin from Scottish folklore that is said to come out at night while the owners of the house are asleep and perform various chores and farming tasks. The human owners of the house must leave a bowl of milk or cream or some other offering for the brownie, usually by the hearth. Brownies are described as easily offended and will leave their homes forever if they feel they have been insulted or in any way taken advantage of. Brownies are characteristically mischievous and are often said to punish or pull pranks on lazy servants. If angered, they are sometimes said to turn malicious, like boggarts.
I fucking HATE when i go down to the indoor pool and it's full of fucking kelpies. Can we PLEASE get an anti-kelpie movement started here.
You know how hard it is to enjoy the beach when fucking sirens are there. Sitting there enjoying the beach when you hear the beautiful song from the sirens try to lure you to your death.
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Free brownies sounds awesome! Just like it used to be when I was young :)
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