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Anon needs to spend less time on 4chan (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I fucking HATE when i go down to the indoor pool and it's full of fucking kelpies. Can we PLEASE get an anti-kelpie movement started here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

You know how hard it is to enjoy the beach when fucking sirens are there. Sitting there enjoying the beach when you hear the beautiful song from the sirens try to lure you to your death.