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When I read brownies I thought of the food. The cake.
Was wondering why Anon was so unhappy about brownies at first lol.
I thought bruh was gonna accidentally get high and have a good time smh
Probably a good thing, every time I've looked at 4chan I've seen a lot of people stuck in some very dumb patterns of thought.
Oh a bake sale!
Oh...
I decided it must mean poop.
Yeah I was confused at that too. First thought food, nah won't be that. Girl guiding group perhaps? Probably not, and can't see why it would matter. What about poops floating in the water or stains on benches? That could fit. Oh, its racism. Of course.
Oh... Oh no. You're right. I just wanted brownies.