this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is actually a common pattern in urdu, though not for names.

Like "chai" means tea so :

  • "chai shai" = tea and related stuff
  • "khana wana" = food and related stuff
  • "paisay waisay" = money and related stuff

etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Maybe baby" definitely needs to be a thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It actually is, at least in Germany you can buy pregnany tests of a brand called "Maybe-baby".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gas: Pooty Booty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I literally started chuckling alone in my parked car.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Cats would be furry purries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

feetie heatie actually sounds good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Air conditioner: Freezy Breezy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm actually ok with all of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What I took away from this is that we urgently need to find the person in question and let them name everything. Alternatively the person who came up with the names in the post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Blindy brighty - sun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’m going to be using these

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I had to really laugh at "screamy dreamy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The sub's name just clicked for me. Lemme shitpost! Hah, that's brilliant

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is one for bra that's close: over the shoulder boulder holder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When my son was really young he called them “boobie connectors“. XD

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Toast: Cheesy Squeezy

Sewer: Filthy Thingy

Shoes: Runny Runny

Shroom: Trippy Weepy

NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Runny Runny applies to both shoes and noses 🤨

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A for effort, execution needs some improvement