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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the undead legion, friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.

Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I used to work in an advertising agency and I can attest to the fact that the people who work in that industry are not exactly intellectual titans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.

They always have a choice. It's not always easy.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

Mandatory reading

That is not what an 8 week "fetus" looks like in any way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What even is the message of that billboard?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago

The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just a fun fact :P

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come back to me when you can live outside your host.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"No fingerprints? So that means..."

"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"

(in unison) "A smooth criminal."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah yes

Unborn Criminal

The sworn nemesis of the Assigned Cop at Birth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you saying life begins at fingerprints?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Life ends at rock climbing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

So okay, 9 week is enough to anyone abort. And nervous system not be until 11 weeks, more than enough