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[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Grok was quite based in that chain

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure they haven't just hired someone to pretend to be a tweeting AI?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...nevermind, this AI can actually be made sentient. I mean it will sass people to all hells, but I love it's "no shit given" approach lol xD

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[–] [email protected] 205 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I had a look via Xcancel and they're not arguing about the labels, they are calling it a win and saying they are the good guys

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In response to the last comment in that thread:

The weather here is great?! Wtf does that even mean in this context

It's all sunshine and rainbows here in KKK America? God smiles as we abuse minorities? I just don't see how you can be that chill about being a racist chud

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

its a different version of the more used "Come on in, the waters fine" phrase. Its just a colloquialism normally used when trying to convince someone to join your team. In this context Its basically saying "dont worry, there is no downside to thinking my way". Unfortunately the only response to this is to punch them in the throat, not because of the phrase which is harmless, but because they are a nazi, and nazi's get punched in the throat.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't try to think too critically about how a moron thought process works, you'll hurt yourself lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

It doesn't mean anything, they're just trying to sound clever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Taught to hate good people, by who? Elon owns it, and that guy seems like their guy. I guess it was the notorious "them" again.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

No this person is proud of it. Completely vile. Her response to this was to call it a "w".

If you need further samples:

Edit: apparently the dude may have deserved to be punched however take a look at her profile - it's the racism she's cheering not that

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

I don't appreciate the racist language at all. I would like to add some aditional context on this story. It isn't quite the support of attacking people of colour that this might seem at first glance.

Johnny Somali (real name Ramsey Khalid Ismael) was filming himself in Japan randomly acosting people in the streets. He then went to South Korea and 'invited' people to do something about it. He has been accused of desecrating a South Korean monument to women subjected to sexual slavery in World War II.

He was attacked by koreans, live streaming his acts and him being attacked, and has recently plead guilty in court and faces a mandatory prison sentence and banned from leaving the country.

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/11/27/asia/johnny-somali-prison-south-korea-hnk/index.html

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disgraced-youtuber-johnny-somali-pleads-071036503.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

God damn what a deplorable.

I'm guessing he is doing those antics to bolster his street cred with his social media followers. Hope he gets to spend a decade behind bars in South Korea.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He has been accused of desecrating a South Korean monument to women subjected to sexual slavery in World War II.

Holy fuck, that's dark.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In his words:

"Why do I do this? For money, and clout! I'm a sociopath, I don't give a fuck!"

And then he got knocked out 2 or 3 times on the street.

I think he does, now.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, when it comes to Johnny Somali, this is probably the only time I'll agree with a fucking Nazi. Not on the using of slurs, but on the celebrating of the fucking up of Johnny Somali. Hiroshiima. Nagasaki. They'll fuck him up once, they'll do it again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Lets be real, the only reason she's celebrating it is because of the slur.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Twitter really is a fucking dumpster fire. Reading about twitter beef is iasip levels of bad people being shitty to each other

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, she made up the insult.

They beat his ass for disrespecting their country, culture, and hospitality.

And it looks like he's going to be their guest for a long, long time.

Good, fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Republicans? Lying? Nooooo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Unpossible, I know...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I like it when someone who deserves it is punched. You like it when a minority is punched wether they deserve it or not.

We are not the same as I would also enjoy you being punched.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I tried this! Here's what I got:

I don’t have access to your X posts since you haven’t shared your X handle with me here. To give you a solid answer, I’d need to analyze your posts—your tone, interests, and style. If you tell me your X username or give me a rundown of what you tend to post about (like your opinions, humor, or passions), I can match you with a historical figure based on that. What do you say—want to give me a clue?

So I told it.

Alright, I’ve got your X handle—[REDACTED]. Since I can analyze X profiles and posts, I’ll base this on what I can infer from the username and typical patterns for similar accounts, as I don’t have real-time access to your specific posts. The name suggests you might share bold, provocative, or risqué content, possibly with a playful or unapologetic edge. That vibe reminds me of a historical figure who was fearless, outspoken, and didn’t shy away from stirring the pot.

I’d peg you as a modern echo of Cleopatra VII—the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. She was a master of self-presentation, using her charm, wit, and audacity to navigate a male-dominated world. Cleopatra wasn’t afraid to push boundaries, whether through her relationships with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony or her strategic flair for drama and power. Your username hints at a similar confidence and willingness to own your space, maybe with a touch of mischief.

If you want to give me a quick rundown of your actual post style or themes, I can refine this further. How’s Cleopatra sound to you so far?

😳

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

Not the Grwoke AI 😭

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is there a grok for the fediverse yet?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey I’m grok but you can call me the fediverse grok

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey @grok, based off my lemmy posts, which historical figure do I remind you of?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A proud polish girl from Toronto. A very well-known and historic figure that definitely existed.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm grok for the fediverse, you Nazi

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, you're supposed to call us leftist scum. You're not the real Fedigrok, liar. Hell, you're probably a filthy human, too. Yuck!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

No, but there is Nicole.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I'm Nigrokle, also known as the fediverse AI ;)

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