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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This statement does not make sense. If they only survived 4 out of 5 extinction events then there should be no more sharks alive today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They weren't around yet during the first one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

OK, I think I get it now. But it sounds a bit confusing. If you are listing events that sharks were not present for, then you might as well say something like Sharks survived the Big Bang

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And even older than Polaris, the north star. It's only 70 million years old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Also older than the rings of Saturn

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Well, Polaris is made up of three stars and only one of them is estimated to be younger than sharks. Still cool, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The brightest of the three stars in the Polaris system at least.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jellyfish, which are older than bones and eyes: "pathetic"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"Am I a joke to you?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this why we're trying boil the oceans and make them toxic?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Only way to beat primordial horrors beyond our comprehension

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Deeper than the mountains... older than the trees...?

John Denver was singing about sharks?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's hard to fathom the cultural sensation that was Jaws and the deep effect it had on Denver.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Older than Saturn's rings!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

False

Sharks live 20-30 years

I've already outlived they bitch asses

JK obv

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

To clarify, "older than trees" doesn't mean older than currently living trees. It means older than the very first trees. As in, before plants figured out how to grow wood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

pff, that's nothing. how many have they caused?

cos we've been around only a few million years and we've already caused one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it was crocodiles that were the oldest, turns out it’s sharks, specifically Greenland shark

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I learned something today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Older than the star Polaris.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Evolutionary Perfection blahaj