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Imagine my surprise when Spider-Man.com lead to marvels website but Xmen.com lead to porn

Apple will just wait til oura makes it mainstream then Apple will reinvent it and sell out

My conspiracy theory is that all food companies just added more sugar to their recipes to get people addicted and keep them coming back for more.

Rumors he also really likes manly men

I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼

Didn’t Russia cuck him by showing off his “wife”s nudes on state sponsored news?

He wasn’t wrong. Someone looked in his bag and the whole situation got blown up out of proportion over a bunny

Citizens united

I see what you did there

Is that just a gravity battery that just so happens to be a dump truck as well?

donvict

I like that

Also the cost of fixing a horse is a new horse