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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

News sources shouldn’t be playing stupid April fools jokes. Everyone’s a fucking comedian. Certain people don’t get to make cute jokes, i don’t want that from my doctor either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

injects you with a mystery chemical

"Haha, you thought that was a vaccine? Nope! April Fools!"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My local newspaper stopped doing April Fools in 2017 due to the problem of fake news and discussions about media's credibility.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, no newspapers in Norway have been doing April fool's since around that time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

Being a fool has become a year-long occupation for many ...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This year I told my family that I'd seen the light and to celebrate because I've finally become a conservative christian. 🍾 🎊

Tomorrow is gonna be fun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Tomorrow:

No, after trying it, I decided being an arrogant, spiteful, narcissistic, selfish, hateful, vengeful, judgemental piece of shit is exhausting as all hell and also just kind of a little bit wrong, don't ya think?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

zomg pls update

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is this something they'd be delighted or horrified by?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Confused and bewildered mostly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Sounds like it'd be closer to "horrified," then!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Today in headlines: Everything is normal. The USA is not the laughingstock of the world. Civil war is not imminent.

Haha! April Fools ... yea that kind of sucks, let me try again.

Today in headlines: Elon Musk takes a sledgehammer to a Tesla showroom while screaming "I will fucking beat you to it you filthy terrorists!" ... no, see, that could happen ... I quit April Fools.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Trump does thing people generally agree on out of kindness of his heart"

Too easy

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (5 children)

People trying to make others look foolish with mean spirited jokes and outright lies and then pointing and laughing at them has never been fun.

But maybe that's me being autistic that I don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'm also autistic, and usually pretty bad at spotting jokes. But most April's fools jokes that I've come across were just lighhearted fun and pretty obviously fake. Just real enough sometimes to make you go "really?! oh nvm it's April 1st...". What kind of mean spirited jokes are people making?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, honestly this sounds like some people are doing mean-spirited jokes with the cover of April fools.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Yeah I saw a great one about how there's a new book in a series my partner and I read that we thought was done for...saw the date, had a quick laugh about how silly we were to believe it so fast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

The pointing an laughing at one or a few people is always assholish. A good prank involves everyone laughing together, and if it is targetted at anyone in particular they have to be comfortable with being the target.

Jokes that are aimed at a widespread audience get a pass because there will always be someone who doesn't like something or feels foolish when they feel tricked no matter how lighthearted the joke is. So a game company announcing something ridiculous for their game needs some leeway when someone takes it personally when they fall for an announcement that Fortnite is removing dances or there would be no room for humor.

Widespread ones can still be mean spirited of course, but tricking people isn't what makes it so.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'm autistic and I loooaaaathe April Fools. 99 percent of the 'jokes' are just mean spirited assholishness I feel.

Random side note, feel suddenly didn't look like a word to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Nah, I'm not autistic and have always hated the idea of pranks like that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Being ASD definitely makes it harder to enjoy April Fools pranks that are harmless and clever.

My ASD friends and family will frequently perceive the omission of information as an offensive lie, when the reality is us not on the spectrum didn't consider it information worth sharing. Extend this to April Fools Day jokes, which should be intentional, harmless, clever pranks, and they just can't.

Really good ones stick in my mind forever. Guild Wars once turned all the players into stick figures. I still laugh at that. Prior to enshitification Reddit had some great ones, like Orange Red vs Periwinkle. RuneScape always released upcoming features at the beginning of the month, and April Fools Day was always a fake one that sounded almost believable. I had friends swap clothes and classes for an entire day in college. I had a physics professor teach biology to each of his classes - a different lecture in each period. I had two friends announce they were ending their friendship on Facebook but intended to remain roommates, and continue to hang out with the rest of us.

It's a social norm. Just like how sarcasm is difficult for some ASD to pick up. But, a lot of us non-ASD do need to choose our audience more carefully. I don't play pranks on my family and those friends. I also refrain from sarcasm and exaggerating too.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The onion should post real news on april 1st

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

They always do. Satirical, but real.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's just not fun anymore.

It used to be kinda humorous in an irreverent way back in the 2000s when Google used April Fools to announce things like the Google Romance search engine, or a facility to archive all your Gmails on printed paper. It was tech making fun of itself.

But these days when the mask is fully off, and we recognise that big tech and social media has been one of the greatest problems the world has ever faced, we're not laughing any longer.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I mean, Google announcing a Möbius-shaped keyboard would still be a good April 1st joke, “obviously fake news” from a news source wouldn't be because it's not obvious, anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I loved the time I tried to copy something on StackOverflow and a fake ad popped up for a SO-branded copy/paste device.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Yass... I woke up today and that's the first thought that popped into my head. With clowns running the world and their demented jokes as reality... nothing is funny anymore.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went to the toilet and shouted for my son that I needed toilet roll. When he came in, I grabbed it from him and touched him with my hand, which I had covered in chocolate mousse. Worked a treat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've seen the Tiktoks a million times, yes.

Light hearted pranks are still great for April 1st!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never seen a single TikTok. My dad did this one to me in 1988.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good to know kids have been scarred with fake feces since the 90's!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

I asked my dad and his brother did it to him in the mid 60s. A classic prank.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

April’s fools jokes are tiring. I’m over them myself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Businesses doing April Fools was fun until every gigantic corporation started doing it. Now it’s just bland, thinly-veiled marketing.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i opened lemmy to this. april fools definitely cheered me up at least, lol :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Alternatively April fools air raid sirens

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It depends. "Donald Trump wants to annex Wisconsin as the 51st state" wouldn't be funny. Pocketpair launching a Steam store page for the Palworld dating sim (which was last year's April Fools joke) was.

But yeah, this isn't the time for political humor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I chuckled at "Trump wants to annex Wisconsin" because it is just plausible enough that he would say something like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I would almost find the Wisconsin one funny since it's already a state and I'd just assume grandpa Hitler was sundowning.

Goddamn this is fucked...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

April's fools is a line break. It reminds people that things don't have to be as they are, that they're not on an inescapable path and they can choose to be different.

For one day a year you are made to look for deviations so you know that you can deviate if you want to. You have that option in spite of however many shackles may keep you bound to your route.

It's not a holiday for the mean to be meaner, it's a liberation day for the mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I think the mean prank vibe sucks (obvs, ymmv) but the 'fake news' aspect was a positive. Like the original and sadly long lost art of og trolling, the purpose was to remind everyone that you cannot believe everything you read, and you should not suddly react to something just because you read it in a newspaper. If it sounds wild or incendiary, maybe check a couple of other sources before passing it on to friends and looking like a 'fool'.

Unfortunately, we've past the stage where gentle friendly reminders of media literacy are likely to help. Most of us are all too aware we live in an age of misinformation (but don't agree on what is 'fake') so it's no longer funny.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I wonder if AI companies basically disregard scraped data from 01/04 due to all the tomfoolery.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It was never fun to begin with.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Onion is almost spherical, it doesn't have any problems.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

OP is exactly right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I wonder what the white houses april fools joke will be. Probably something along the lines of "We're sending humanitarian aid to Myanmar" or something tone-deaf like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Trump's first term killed April Fools

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