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[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Seriously??? If anything they should be complaining about the terrible Photoshop job on the black eye! Could they not have spent 5 minutes to do that with makeup?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I suspect they probably had to get the ad out that day to print so they just took whatever stock photo they had on hand, smudged it with something black and shipped it out. Finding a model, setting up a photoshoot, makeup and printing before getting to work on the ad would take too long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spent all their money on cigs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh yur always doin this ta me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ah juss don want to give u me fuckin lighter cuz u always pocket me lighter...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It would still be faster in Photoshop if they actually knew how to use the damn tool.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I have a feeling this advert is from long before Photoshop existed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From the fine print: "FDC report OCT. 1974"

Just a tad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, for many younger folks that's almost as far away as the French revolution.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

fun fact*:
This photo/ad was published closer to the french revolution than today.

**facts not guaranteed to be accurate

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm more offended that they white washed her teeth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea, no smoker has teeth that white

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea, no ~~smoker has~~ teeth that white

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Have you never seen a person that is addicted to bleaching their teeth? It's weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

"Us would?" Yeah, I can understand the outrage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, that's just bad gramophone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

sweetie can you install the WiFi on gramos phone